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Math Slop
ASecurityGenerate satirical \"math slop\" ragebait formulas that connect famous constants (φ, π, e, i) in trivially true but profound-looking equations. Outputs LaTeX. Use for math memes or when someone asks for \"math slop.\"
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name: math-slop
description: "Generate satirical \"math slop\" ragebait formulas that connect famous constants (φ, π, e, i) in trivially true but profound-looking equations. Outputs LaTeX. Use for math memes or when someone asks for \"math slop.\""
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# Math Slop Generator
Generate single-line "ragebait" formulas connecting famous constants in ways that look profound but are trivially true.
## Quick Generate
```bash
node scripts/generate-slop.js
# Multiple formulas
node scripts/generate-slop.js --count 5
```
## Example Output
- `\varphi^{\ln e} = \varphi^{i^4}` → φ¹ = φ¹
- `e^{i\pi} + 1 + \gamma = 0 + \gamma` → Euler + γ both sides
- `\tau - 2\pi = e^{i\pi} + 1` → 0 = 0
- `\sqrt{2}^{\,2} = 2^{\sin^2 x + \cos^2 x}` → 2 = 2¹
## Rendering
The script outputs LaTeX. To render as an image, use any LaTeX renderer:
- Online: latex.codecogs.com, quicklatex.com
- Local: pdflatex, mathjax, katex
## Formula Types
- **Add zeros**: `(φ-φ)`, `ln(1)`, `e^{iπ}+1`, `sin(0)`
- **Multiply by ones**: `e^0`, `i⁴`, `sin²θ+cos²θ`
- **Both sides**: same constant added/multiplied to both sides
- **Euler mashups**: variations on e^{iπ}+1=0
- **Golden ratio**: φ² = φ+1 variations
Files in this skill
- README.md
- SKILL.md
- scripts/generate-slop.js
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